Esprit d'escalier

We were arguing about his morning schedule. It seems that whenever he could be helpful, his schedule would conveniently change to make it impossible. I said “oh so I guess you’re of no use to me whatsoever”, to which he replied “ well, that’s turnabout for you”.

It was all I could do not to throw something at his fat head. I’m usually pretty bitchy in the morning, but this time, I was off my game. So I did what I knew would dig it in for him. I said “Have a great day honey” and I walked the fuck away.